gawat gawat gawat

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buka firefox
niatnya mo buka situs kesayangan bersama, itb.ac.id (hoek!)
buat liat jadwal gitu2

ketik address bar
enter
tunggu..
tunggu...
tunggu..
OK!!!

lha kok server not found
gak gaul nih itb
ah paling gara2 internet lagi lemot
one more time!!!!

ketik address bar
enter
tunggu...
tunggu...
tunggu..
OK!!!

lha kok server not found lage
shit shit shit!!!!
kampret
last time lah!!!!!

ketik di address bar
enter
tunggu...
tunggu...
tunggu...
OK!!!

Again and again server not found
what happen aya naon dah sama itb
eh... tunggu bentar itu tulisannya...
bukan itb.ac.id
tapi...

AKB.AC.ID!!!!!
WHOTS!!!!

gawat nih...
mereka telah meracuni ku
tuhan!!!!
jangan hilangkan racun ini!!!!
kalo bisa ditambah!!!
oce?!

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